No, Thank You

Wow. As much as I like beards...
You Know How I Love Beards

I'm just really not into the winners of:
The World Beard and Moustache Championships

David Traver: Overall and Freestyle Beard ChampTop three: Geribaldi Competition

Don't get me wrong, I'm in full support of this competition's existence...
I just don't want to think about how much food or grease is caught in that facial hair...
And the acne it would cause me if I were to kiss them on the mouth...

Thank you, Tony, for thinking of me and sending this link.

Note: the above links are each to a different beard-based post.