It Seamed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

I have a pair of tights

with back seams.

I've owned them for

at least six years

and have never worn them.

I've never even opened them.

I get so intimidated

at the thought of wearing them.

I purchased them

hoping for classic

but they feel

so much sluttier

than I had hoped.

Help me out here...

Back seams:

classy?

or

trashy?

*It should be noted that, while prepping for this post, I took a short detour through an online store and ended up purchasing this dress and these tights.

** It should also be noted that I'm not sorry.