Elliptical Thoughts part 2

I was not thinking that this would make such a speedy return, but I had a funny gym visit tonight.

When I walked in, I handed the guy at the front desk my card. He scanned it and then smirked as he handed it back to me.
Me: "What are you laughing at?"
Him: "You are just making me smile."

Awkward.

So, I get on the elliptical machine and all I can think is "I wonder what he was laughing at." I kept thinking: Maybe there is something in my teeth? Maybe I have a huge booger? Maybe my hair is ridiculous looking? Maybe I have a big zit? Maybe my shirt is see-through?

For the next 20 minutes, I could not get passed it. I kept wiping my nose, checking my teeth with my tongue, I took my hair down and put it back up...I couldn't move on.

I had decided that after my workout, I would confront him. It would go something like this:
me: "Hey, what were you laughing at before?"
him: "oh, nothing."
me: "You can't do that to people. Especially people who are already self-conscious coming in to the gym."
him: "You're right. I'm stupid. Please forgive me. I was just smiling about your Dharma shirt, I love that show."

I marched (not literally) up to the front desk, ready for an explanation, or an apology...only to find that he had gone.
Next time. Mark my words: we'll have words.