There was a giant (quarter-sized) spider running in my living room...
I don't know where the heck it came from!
I threw a giant magazine on it...and it was still...then it got up and kept running toward me!
So, then I dropped a huge special edition Vanity Fair on it...and it was still again.
Then, I wrapped it up in some plastic from the Vogue magazine...taped the plastic up and threw it away.
I was too afraid to just throw it away un-taped...I thought it was going to come back to life and crawl up my arm when I went to throw some trash away...
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Magazines...wow! They are now good for so much more than just fashion and gossip!
Poor little spider. He should have come to MY house...He'd have his photo on the blog today!
I hate spiders!
I was on my way to meet my family for dinner tonight and a spider began to desend down a strand of webbing from the roof of my car, somewhere around the passenger visor.
Freaked me out!
I killed it, and barely avoided careening off an overpass.
Next time, just Windex him to death.
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