Have ugly kids.
When I was in Target this morning, this woman's child was frighteningly ugly.
Some helpful hints:
* Don't keep your kid's hair so short that she looks like a bald boy.
* Don't let her wear pants that are too short to be pants and too long to be capris.
* Don't put people in the position of having to say "Oh, she's so cute..." Then they're lying right to your face.
* Don't take her in public if she's ugly.
I'm just saying...
5 comments:
That is so sad...poor little girl. Every mother thinks their child is beautiful. Of course, only SOME of us are right!
If only you had the pure audacity to take a picture...
You sooooo should have taken a picture...Other than that, this post made me laugh out loud, because it's true (:
I have a REALY cute kid that works at Target...
My daughter loves Target, you ill find her oft purchasing the 99c popcorn. She is beautiful though, hopefuly she makes it a prettier place.
Signed, Vain Parent
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