For all of the times that I have "announced" that I am not having children...
I apologize.
I want to be a mom...not necessarily soon...but eventually. For sure.
Dear future child,
Please don't be dumb (and by dumb I mean un-fun--not academically...I would be okay if I had to get you a tutor) and make me sad that I decided to have children.
Please be cool and fun like other kids I know...
Thank you,
Your mom
11 comments:
yikes. that's quite a letter.
anyway, i came to ask if you had dr. blaine when you were at fullerton.
that's so exciting. I really hope you do.
**I love your new blog title!!!
holy kanollie...why did it dissappear?
This is my favorite blog story EVER! I love that you are already writing your kids letters and telling it like it is! You go sister! I just hope it works, I was one of "those" moms who said "my kid will never behave like..." and guess what, it sometimes backfired! You are so cool so I know your kids will be too! I also LOVE the new blog layout!
i really love the new banner.
and this blog made me chuckle too.
Your poor child. I hope he/she doesn't see this.
Dear future Grandchild,
I have to agree with your mother. We are very fun to be around, happy and articulate people. But, it will be a constant challenge for you to keep up with us, understand all of our inside jokes and remember song lyrics and movie lines like your mother and I do. I feel you will very much enjoy being part of our family, but I will warn you--that mother of yours will keep you on your toes! Please talk softly in public and study up on your geography diligently! And--big warning--she has no patience for anyone who sings the wrong words to songs!
But, future grandchild, you can always come see "Juju" (please don't call me Grandma) and I'll take you for a ride in my Porsche and we'll go see a baseball game. OK?
Gosh, we are gonna love you so much.
You would be such a fun mom!
if your kids took your last name -
jebediah hibbard would pretty much guarantee your kid being president
I can hardly wait to be a great-grandpa...WAIT!!! did I just say that???
Warning Alli: if you don't settle on your hair color the kid's gonna end up confused...
Got any names picked out yet???
Dear Alli's child,
Hopefully you'll be better at geography than your mom. She couldn't beat me on the state capital game.
I know you'll be fun anyway. Juju will make sure of it I'm sure.
-B
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