I just...

killed a spider in my bathtub.

I can't kill spiders with kleenex because I don't like feeling the crunch of its corpse between my fingers.

I sprayed it with air freshener until it had trouble moving...a few of its legs stopped working.

Then I turned on the shower and washed him down the drain.

If he lives now, I'll take him out front and let him go free.

I know, this way was much more humane...